| Yesterday's history, tomorrow's a mystery, today's a gift, that's why its called the present |
| Lord, please help me help my stupid self |
| If your name was homework, I'd be doing you on my desk right now... |
| Reality Sucks! I’m Gonna Keep On Dreamin |
| Unite against togetherness! |
| Out of my mind. Back in five minutes |
| Don't like my attitude? Call 1800-KISS-MY-ASS |
| Life is like a pack of chewing-gum; I've yet to figure out why |
| Alcohol releases the inner retard in all of us... |
| 'Pessimist' is a word used by optimists to describe someone who sees the world for what it really is |
| I'm looking forward to regretting this |
| The road to success is always under construction |
| Those who know do not say, those who say do not know |
| You must master your joystick, as a fisherman masters bait |
| Bad Spellers Untie! |
| The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else |
| A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge |
| Don't lead me to temptation... I can find it by myself |
| Marriage is not like war: You sleep with the enemy |
| Harrasing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health! |
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